patheticqirl:

when someone does an unfollow spree and they dont unfollow you

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castivl:

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

Porn
piplump:

I got one Lay’s problem without you

piplump:

I got one Lay’s problem without you

kingatticus:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

Nothing says “celebrate a year of not dying” like blowing out the flame on a salamander that will die without its fire.

kingatticus:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

Nothing says “celebrate a year of not dying” like blowing out the flame on a salamander that will die without its fire.

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

me at friends house
friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

istillloveparamore:

heartlorde:

imalordefan:

”hayley wils” 
4 months to respond
BYE

HAYLEY WILSIM SO NOT OKAY

LMAO GOD BLESS LORDE

istillloveparamore:

heartlorde:

imalordefan:

”hayley wils” 

4 months to respond

BYE

HAYLEY WILS
IM SO NOT OKAY

LMAO GOD BLESS LORDE

officialschool:

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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sofiaauditores:

hot things to say during sex

  • the liberation of roma has begun
  • die templar scum
  • *reaper noise*
  • now youre going to experience the wrath of a god!
  • dont you recognize me? its-a me maRIO
  • diddly doddly dang
  • i should go
  • can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations
  • *super mario voice* wohOOO
  • get back in the animus mr miles
  • where is charles lee
cutie-hanji-zoe: